Below are the 16 most recent journal entries recorded in fabio's LiveJournal:

Thursday, June 27th, 2002
3:12 pm	Fabio is... I do wonder how many of those speak of me? Fabio is branching out in many ways. Fabio is actually a very positive role model for people everywhere. Fabio is a very nice Blue-headed Pionus that apparently "doesn't have a mean bone in his body". Fabio is fabulous! Fabio is one of the pioneers of the drum & bass scene, and not a cheesy geezer you see on cheap Woolworths calendars. Fabio is primarily interested in his breasts. (very true!) Fabio is made for pleasure-giving. Fabio is in full flow, recounting this slightly surreal, but nevertheless amusing tale of real raving in the early days. Fabio is a Yeoman because he doesn't belong to any guild. Fabio is Loose Again! Fabio is unduly paranoid about being subjected to further avian attacks, the man says he's only thinking of the children. Fabio is bound to be just the first in a range of new footballing fragrances. Fabio is a big beautiful boy! Fabio is an independent, handsome cat. FABIO IS BEING INFLUENCED BY THE EASTERLY FLOW AROUND THE SOUTH SIDE OF THE SUBTROPICAL RIDGE TO THE NORTH AND ALSO BY THE NORTHEASTERLY SHEAR. Fabio is not safe. Fabio is preparing a directory of AMICRO members and a similar directory of crocodilian farms in the region was proposed. Fabio is always doing something to joke around. Fabio is very happy being a footballer because many of his childhood friends have problems finding jobs. Fabio is a bit frazzled. Fabio is getting awefully lonely in there all by himself! Fabio is responsible for the church calendar. Current Mood: many things! (8 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 15th, 2002
1:27 am	I did crash a prom! I take little journey and stay in the hotel. When I walk in lobby, I am hearing good techno music for the dancing, so I go to find and dance! I dance and dance. Then a girl see it is Fabio and does ask for signiture for mother. And I see how young the people is. I know it is high school prom. Then the principel come and say Fabio you must leave you are not inrolled in this high school. This is so sad for I must stop the robot dance and oh how i love the robot dance!!! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 1st, 2002
11:24 am	It is almost as if Fabio did fall down the well again!!! But no. I did fall in love. It happen like that: I was at mall again. This time for shop, not sign books. I walk by photo booth that has screen on exterior for one to see what happen inside. AND INSIDE IS MOST BEAUTYFULL WOMAN EVAR!!! I wait for her to exit. She comes out and she is MIDGET! But Fabio is a man of the world and not snob in matter of love. I say, "I love you, littel woman!" and she say, "oh please girlfreind, you are to tall." and she walk away forevar. Then I go to home and sleep in sock drawar for many weeks. (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 27th, 2002
2:03 pm	I just check excite horoscope and it say: There is absolutely nothing to be gained by being dishonest. This just isn't the time to portray yourself as anyone other than who you really are. You get into trouble if you pretend to have more -- or less -- than you really do, Pisces. When you step into fate's path, it's no honor to be mistaken for someone else. may be pinto is not good disgiuse at all! OK next time I drive Ferarri to Burgar King and get correct meal. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
1:44 pm	Today I order the enourmouss cheese burger at the jack in the box, but I say, I would like have the curly frys, no regular fries. When I am half way home, I look in bag, see no frys at all! I am having to drive all way back, in Pinto which is very so good disgiuse for who would recognise Fabio in pinto? I go through drive through AGAIN and tell them what has happen. Young zitty boy say to pull over to side and they bring out. I wait 5 ENTIER MINUTES and they do bring the stupid regular frys! Next time I go to Burgar King. (Comment on this)
Monday, April 8th, 2002
1:23 pm	Say it loud: "I'm a pork-infesting parasite and I'm proud!" Find out what YOUR inner non-sequitur is! quiz by A.V. Phibes Current Mood: WORMY! (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 7th, 2002
9:13 pm	I am so lonely! So I fix and add lots new friends. Hi new live journal friends! (5 Comments |Comment on this)
7:48 pm	Today I have rented Drop Dead Gorgous and Clash of the Titans. Such very good movies!! And then I write for new book a little. This plot is secret! Last night I did eat at Denny's and I see Kathie Lee Gifford. She likes the extra butter on her Grand Slam Brekfasts. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, March 18th, 2002
6:01 pm	Name: Fabio Sex: MAN ofcourse Birth date: 15-3-61 Location: LA Height: 6'3 Eye color: blue Hair color: blond What does your name mean: bean grower High school graduation year: this never happen Summer memory: the sales at Macys!!! Favorite TV shows: 7TH Heavan What's on your mousepad: Teenaged Muntant Ninja Turtels In the car- ac or windows: what STUPID! if I am haveing the AC do I have no windows? Do you believe in yourself: yes I exsist Favorite game: Monopoly I like the shoe! Favorite drink: one with umbrela Favorite food: happy meal Favorite colors: green Favorite cigarettes: no smoke Favorite sounds: pacman eating Favorite smell: potatoe Worst feeling in the World: no more Cheerios! Best feeling in the World: go pee in the pool!! Favorite thing to do on a weekend: go to the salon Favorite soundtrack: titanic Where do you see yourself in 10 years: I do the same First thought in the morning: I hate these alarm clock Do you get motion sickness: some times Rollercoasters- deadly or exciting: NO ROLLER COASTERS I HATE BIRDS!!!!!!!!! How many rings before you answer the phone: I do not answer Future son names: Fabio Junior Future daughter names: Fabia Are you a good friend: This I believe is true Chocolate or Vanilla cake: chocolate cake What do you drive: GOLFCART! Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: no Thunderstorms cool or scary: scary If you could meet one person in the World, who would it be: Millard Filmore What is your zodiac sign: pisces What do you wear to bed: some thing like this Do you eat stems of broccoli: yes they are best part Guys- If a girl ever asked you for the shirt on your back, would you give it to her? ofcourse my chest is nice when naked! Girls- Would you ever ask a guy for his shirt? If you could have any occupation when you get older, what would it be: rock star If you could dye your hair one color, what would it be: it is allready perfect! If you could have a tattoo, what and where would it be: a pickel on my arm Favorite brand of gum: bubbelisious What is your favorite quote: A true friend stabs you in the front. Have you ever been in love: a secret! What's on your walls in your room: photo-advertisements of me Is the glass half-empty or half-full: what glass is it? so strange survey! Pick a song that describes yourself or that you can relate to: All Your Base re-mix Which do you prefer- Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese Doritos: I like the cheese. Favorite flavor Snapple: Peach Which one, Coke or Pepsi: Sprite! Which kind of milk is your favorite: the cow kind If you were to kill someone, which method would you use? I crush between my pectorals! Are you a righty, lefty, or ambidextrous: right Do you type with your fingers on the right keys: no I type with 2 front finger When you meet a person of the opposite sex, you notice their: nostral If you could be one gardening tool, which one would it be: lawn mower What kind of shoe would you be if you had an option: tap danceing shoe What's under your bed: naugthy magazine What's the best number in the World: 5000 What is your dream car: littel blue pinto Who is your biggest crush right now: olson twin Nickname: Mega Bard of Big Beef Burritos Supreme School: yes Bacon Bits Or croutons: baconbits Favorite Salad Dressing: 1000 Islands Do you Drink: ofcourse What type of Shampoo/Conditioner: HERBAL ESSENCES! Have you ever been skinny dipping: always Do you make fun of people: only the retardeds Have you ever been convicted of a crime: ladys always tell that I steal the hearts Best friends online/offline: my dogs One pillow or two: ten! Pets: i have dogs Favorite Movies: romantic comedys Favorite type of music: surf Hobbies: I like the singing Word or Phrase you overuse: I feel this way never about some one else Toothpaste: Colgate Piercing or tattoos: there is none Do you get along with your parents: yes Favorite beer: beer is for the creetans Favorite song at the moment: thong song Favorite subject in school: drama Least favorite subject in school: learn to type. so hard! Most humiliating moment: when my toga fall down in photo shoot Favorite Holiday: new year (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, March 16th, 2002
6:44 pm	I mean nothing good for anyone. Seriously. Take the What Feminine Protection Product Would You Be? Quiz </center> (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 6th, 2002
1:10 pm	So, which ferret-type do you think that you are? Click here to find out!! oh but it is so hard to be humble when you are Fabio (Comment on this)
12:09 pm	Today I did see Queen of the Damned. This is exellant movie! Go see! Even thouhg it is without Fabio. I audicion for role of Lestat but they say no Fabio you are to tan and would cause the extras to faint. May be I write as my next book a vampire story. It will be scary and I saw a gothic home page on internet that say scary is sexy! If this not true, Fabio will MAKE true! (Comment on this)
Monday, January 7th, 2002
1:43 pm	I did fall down a well for six months!!! (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, July 20th, 2001
2:14 pm	I should tell that I have no official home page. I only put this as my home page for it is better than home page of Donnamaie. She has the big Fabio home page, but what she say is not truth on many things. I will tell about this at later time. I like the "Fabio Loves You" site because it has sounds from my album called "Fabio After Dark." One can buy from Amazon. The producers, they make mistake by put other songs with no Fabio singing. Next time, I will sing every thing. It is better that way. I am sad. Few home pages tell about me. I am world-famous moviestar and model! But only three home pages on yahoo. The rest are only movie list of movies I am in. I wish to swim today but I can not find the arm floaties!!!!!!! (3 Comments |Comment on this)
1:37 am	I meant to write again straightaway but I play Pacman on the Atari! Oh Pacman, the time go far away when I play you. And then AOL breaks! But I am knowing how to fix. Turn off computer, turn on computer. It is good. I am computer genius. Please no one tell my agent that I write this here. He will say that I should not give my thoughts freely for many fans will buy autobiography of me and pay lots to get the information of my life. But the fans pay just for writing name on photographs. I had mall appearance yesterday. Many ask about when I write new romance novel. I say I do not know. May be I write again a pirate story because I look best in big white shirt with open front. Or no shirt at all! Some boys with blue and green hair throwed nachos at me until mall security tell them to get lost. It was truly of spite for my hair is more beautiful. It is best in whole world. I use the Herbal Essences. (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 19th, 2001
11:49 pm	I am so mad I almost start to cry! Someone has taken my name. They do not post for almost entire year! And it is just for boring president talk! I try to become president once, but my agent, he say I am not USA citizen for long anough. On vote day I did write my name down for president! But my trick did not work. May be I use money from my books to change Constitution. Then I will be Mr. President and the world, it will be so happy! Especially the ladys. (Comment on this)