I meant to write again straightaway but I play Pacman on the Atari! Oh Pacman, the time go far away when I play you.

And then AOL breaks! But I am knowing how to fix. Turn off computer, turn on computer. It is good. I am computer genius.

Please no one tell my agent that I write this here. He will say that I should not give my thoughts freely for many fans will buy autobiography of me and pay lots to get the information of my life.

But the fans pay just for writing name on photographs. I had mall appearance yesterday. Many ask about when I write new romance novel. I say I do not know. May be I write again a pirate story because I look best in big white shirt with open front. Or no shirt at all! Some boys with blue and green hair throwed nachos at me until mall security tell them to get lost. It was truly of spite for my hair is more beautiful. It is best in whole world. I use the Herbal Essences.